Monday, April 7, 2008

Just because


Just because someone

doesn't love you the way you want them to,

doesn't mean they don't love you

with all they have.

Ralph and Edna

were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day ,

while they were walking past the hospital 's swimming pool ,

Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act

she immediately ordered her

to be discharged from the hospital,

as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said,

'Edna, I have good news
and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged,

since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis

by jumping in

and saving the life of the person you love.

I have concluded that your act

displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is,

Ralph hung himself

in the bathroom

with his bathrobe belt

right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied,

'He didn't hang himself,

I put him there to dry.

How soon can I go home?'


Happy Mental Health day!